i eat, jogn. its what I Do.


i eat, jogn. its what I Do.

I sad





very fucking punny you shits


with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor


but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.
(via slit-wrist-theory)

Boyfriends are useless if they are never around.




Highest-grossing Disney films adjusted for inflation (x)

(Marvel movies not included)

We were discussing this in work yesterday and I’m so glad someone has posted this!

Bless. People don’t realize that Frozen made so much money in 2013/14 partly because movie tickets are like $7-15, depending on the theater and if you see it in 3D. In 1937 Snow White made $66.5 million, just domestically (Frozen has $713 million in help from foreign box offices). Movie tickets in 1937 were about twenty five cents. TWENTY FIVE CENTS. If you adjust Frozen to 1937, it only made 1/6 of Snow White’s gross. If you adjust Snow White’s initial 1937 run’s gross to 2014 ticket prices, it’s $6.5 BILLION I MEAN HOLY CRAP. Snow White was a BIG DEAL.

(I should point out, though, that the grosses in these images are counting re-releases, which isn’t exactly fair, considering Snow White had theatrical runs in 1937, 1983, 1987, and 1993. BUT just the initial run is six times Frozen’s, like I’ve said. And that is amazing.)



I love how all of Mother Gothels problems could have been solved if she just would have lied to her about when her birthday is.

I love how they got as close as they could to saying “did i fucking stutter” in a Disney movie

It wasn’t as good as I thought it would be :(

It wasn’t as good as I thought it would be :(